Au Voleur!

I’ll drive

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:33:48 -0400

I’ll drive

Photo

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:32:13 -0400

give me someplace fancy to go

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:28:00 -0400

give me someplace fancy to go

Revisiting old friends

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:09:04 -0400

Revisiting old friends

"soft-core cross-dressing"

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:16:02 -0400

"soft-core cross-dressing"

a grump reacts to james franco's review of the great gatsby

Thu, 16 May 2013 12:16:00 -0400

I think James Franco is hot, and appealing and think its cool that he’s so into academia and books, obviously. If he squinted at me the right way or even just accidentally looked in my direction and then our eyes made contact i’d probably take off my underpants right there and say do it, which is probably why i was so disappointed in reading his great gatsby review because it was dumb while trying really hard not to be & he double-used words like raw & ravage & obsessed and then all sorts of “englishy” words you use when trying to sound smart instead of “said or did” and lamely talked about high school girls getting fingered and like any good girl i think that anytime i’m pissed off or unhappy, its some secret sludge i have not yet dredged in the depths of my consciousness so now it is going to escape like one of those prehistoric Land Before Time boiling tar burps into embarassing unresolved personal problems on display and perhaps somedays I should cut myself a break and consider that what I have just consumed is simply a pile of a dog crap on a pretty china plate at my favorite new- american farm to table restaurant.

ladies room

Tue, 14 May 2013 20:38:00 -0400

Yesterday at work in the emergency room a woman came in, a very down on her luck lady who’d lost her job and was now living in shelters not because of drug abuse or alcoholism which are the usual ( to me & to my experience only) homelessness indicators and asked me to call the shelter before she left to ensure her bed for the night which I did and was informed they were full and she became very upset and I was trying to make it sound less horrible by saying theres another place & it is a women only shelter, it will be way better and she said i don’t want to deal with getting used to all these new women, i was just getting used to the ones where i was staying and i’ve been thinking about it since then and am 100% more terrified to meet other women and its because i care more what they think about me because with guys its usually a) im either attractive or not attractive or b) annoying or not annoying, but with girls there is all this other secret body language stuff and nasal flaring and eye-rolling, which when it clicks is great and you can share chapstick and talk about your favorite books & real housewives but when its awkward its 100 times moreso than with any dude.

bedroom of your dreams

Sat, 11 May 2013 21:36:00 -0400

bedroom of your dreams

how do you look sexy when its raining?

Fri, 10 May 2013 22:10:22 -0400

how do you look sexy when its raining?

Photo

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 17:25:54 -0400

It offers more insight into American consciousness than most TV scripted dramas. We just have to be willing to see ourselves in it.

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 15:36:00 -0400

It offers more insight into American consciousness than most TV scripted dramas. We just have to be willing to see ourselves in it.

Sandy Freehauf’s appearance on Mad Men was tremendous....

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 14:43:28 -0400

Sandy Freehauf’s appearance on Mad Men was tremendous. When she looks up at Pete (just a COMPLETE OBLIVIOUS WRECK) & is like “Let’s bone?” All Frumpy nightgown and typical real-human mistakes and whatever’s the opposite of glamour.

as someone close to me recently said ” you love to sit around”...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 14:09:00 -0400

as someone close to me recently said ” you love to sit around” and I surely do.

My hard drive is steeped in shame, and none of it’s porn

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 15:07:06 -0400

My hard drive is steeped in shame, and none of it’s porn:

The privilege of fucking up

Church music for the fervent non-believer

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 14:35:00 -0400

Church music for the fervent non-believer

"if you’re a weird shit that does weird shit during the day, this following message is for you"

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 23:34:57 -0400

“if you’re a weird shit that does weird shit during the day, this following message is for you”

Photo

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 02:12:54 -0400

Photo

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 00:35:42 -0400

"Anarcissie (#3,748) I don’t know about other people, but in my wayward youth I had episodes..."

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 19:39:00 -0400

“

Anarcissie (#3,748)

I don’t know about other people, but in my wayward youth I had episodes of solitude which bordered on the psychotic. It was like being buried alive. It took me quite a while to toughen up. Meanwhile I got myself in a lot of trouble fleeing from that demon and others. I could get all theoretical and explain it as transitioning from the bosom of the family to atomistic/individualist capitalist industrialism, but the theory won’t cure the ill.

”

- Why is My Boyfriend?

I once read a tweet that said “she dresses like she spends...

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 00:00:00 -0400

I once read a tweet that said “she dresses like she spends a lot of time alone”