Au Voleur!

Goddamn! I literally said goddamn, out loud after reading this. But you know, life is messy and people are messy and you’re kind of a mess but I don’t think that makes you a bad person. I’m pretty sure Eli is not as unsuspecting as you think and that Bob is going to chew you up and spit you out, sugar. I hope it all works out the way you want.