April 2012
18 posts
“Why should I care about your story? You have a bad job and want to be doing something different but feel paralyzed because of something and so you gchat with your friends all day the end.”
—How To Write The Great American Novel
Wipe Your Feet: things that should have been invented by now:
1. floating chairs.
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things that should have been invented by now:
1. floating chairs.
2. cat litter that dematerializes by remote. then new cat litter materializes in its place.
3. super-sweet grapefruits.
4. pills that give you great hair.
5. a machine that makes tiny loaves of french bread and fits onto your…
March 2012
35 posts
“He was interested, in other words, in culturally precious things that had been accidentally snagged and preserved by stray cogs of the anarchic capitalist threshing machine.”
—pulphead