This place we’re flying over now isn’t in the atlas, is it?” the pilot said,...– Roald Dahl, The BFG Follow-up to TheBronzeMedal’s post. Happy New Year, everybody! (via pterodactyls) (via ljm)
Stereotyping People by Their Favorite Author →
J.D. Salinger Kids who don’t fit in (duh). David Foster Wallace Confirmed 90’s literati. Ernest Hemingway Men who own cottages. F. Scott Fitzgerald People who get ARM mortgages. Vladimir Nabokov Men who use words like ‘dubious’ and ‘tenacity’. Hunter S Thompson That kid in your philosophy class with the stupid tattoo. Cormac McCarthy Men who don’t eat cream cheese. Lewis Carroll ...
Thomas Mars, a fishmonger
I want to give a really bad party. I mean it. I want to give a party where...– F. Scott Fitzgerald Tender is the Night (via yehyehgrace / inthekitschen / notarobotbutaghost) (via scout) (via heartbeatcity)
Ladies and gentlemen and ladiemen and gentles? This is the way the world ends....– some commenter on The Awl
molls: Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off-...
A very short story. I was washing my mug in the office kitchen when I heard someone come in behind me. I turned around and saw it was my friend Christina. She’s not really my friend, but she’s like an office friend. “Hey Christina, how’s it going?” I said. “Oh, I’m good,” she said. “Tired.” “Yeah,” I said. “I’m really tired, too.” “Yeah,” she said. “I’m like, exhausted.” “No kidding,” I said....
Q: Seriously: can I straighten a wig..? →
Though I think if you see too many art-house movies these days you will realize...– Zembla