February 2012
23 posts
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The Loneliest Job in the World
As soon as you begin to ask the question, Who loves me?,
you are completely screwed, because the next question is How Much?, and then it is hundreds of hours later, and you are still hunched over your flowcharts and abacus, trying to decide if you have gotten enough. This is the loneliest job in the world: to be an accountant of the heart. It is late at night. You are by yourself, and all...
“Whenever I drink — and even the smallest amount of alcohol will initiate this —...”
– http://thoughtcatalog.com/2012/i-cant-do-drugs/
Watchno time for dreamin’ kids
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Alex Balk: Weirdest fortune cookie ever. →
alexbalk:
“Years later you will realize that Mike’s crazy girlfriend was a person just like you, and maybe the things that you and your group snickered about and gave Mike shit for were just signs that she was as damaged as everybody else and had the basic insecurities that we all do, and actually Mike was…
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WatchHeard this while showering and ran butt naked into the kitchen to find out what it was. Here ya go!
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“Goddamn! I literally said goddamn, out loud after reading this. But you know,...”
– http://thehairpin.com/2012/01/ask-a-married-dude-bob-and-eli
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“(And also, it would be for the best if you divorced Eli so as not to continue...”
– ttp://thehairpin.com/2012/01/ask-a-married-dude-bob-and-eli
January 2012
22 posts
Watchfeelings
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Watch
“Robot Servants - Low, hidden area where Roomba and Scooba cleaning robots might...”
– Does your apartment have robot servants? If not, you’re doing it wrong- says LifeEdited.
