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“He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette. “I can only truly love my dead best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed.”

from Mallory Ortberg’s hilarious “Male Novelist Jokes.” (via coketalk)

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“The most beautiful, loving, poetic souls in the world know that the most beautiful, lovable people in the world are the ones who are a little tarnished, a little scratched. If you want true love in your life, you will stop trying to be a brilliant silver chalice, and you’ll aim to be a misshapen pewter cup instead. Something ordinary, that you can pick up and feel and rub between your hands. Something regular and dented and scratched.”
someone once told me I looked like Isabella Rossellini and I spit the compliment back in her face but I think I could accept it gracefully now someone once told me I looked like Isabella Rossellini and I spit the compliment back in her face but I think I could accept it gracefully now someone once told me I looked like Isabella Rossellini and I spit the compliment back in her face but I think I could accept it gracefully now someone once told me I looked like Isabella Rossellini and I spit the compliment back in her face but I think I could accept it gracefully now

someone once told me I looked like Isabella Rossellini and I spit the compliment back in her face but I think I could accept it gracefully now

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Make-up at Christian Dior Spring 2014

Glitter eyebrows 24/7

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